Got a whale of a tale to tell ya lads, a whale of a tale or two! 'Bout the flapping fish and the girls I've loved, on nights like this with the moon above! A whale of a tale and it's all true, I swear by my tattoo!*
*Disclaimer: I don't actually have a tattoo.*
*Disclaimer to the disclaimer: that said, wouldn't it be awesome if Jeph Jacques sang this song?