The internet did, indeed, say such things. A comment on Sunday brought my attention to a considerably more erotic version of Hot Cockles, and I would've been remiss if I didn't mention it in-comic. It's officially become my new favorite holiday tradition... ladies.
Lit Brick is a comic started by Jodie Troutman in an effort to read the entire Norton Anthology of English Literature. Having eventually succeeded in that goal, it now features comics about all manner of random literature. For more of Jodie's work, visit troutcave.net!