Lit Brick

In which Beowulf, Son of Ecgtheow, talks a lot and eventually dies.

In which three different guys write about King Arthur and his idiot ancestors.

In which brave Sir Lanval encounters several women and their well-made pairs of basins.

In which ears are grabbed, blood is spilled, and the hot/crazy scale is put to the test.

In which Sir Gawain is tormented by a green lunatic and a woman with crazy eyes.

In which pilgrims on a long journey spin yarns both terrible and profane.

In which Sir Lancelot betrays his king in the name of sex and finds his lust for blood getting out of hand.

In which a bouncy goddess sends Deirdre on a sacred quest to open a brewery.

In which every man seems to hate Everyman and death is inescapable.

In which Deirdre decides to create a perfect world and Molly decides not to live in it.

In which Jeeves must carry on and save Bertie Wooster from himself.

In which the least dashing knight in England teams up with a princess and a suspiciously bouncy squire.

In which Sherlock Holmes is distracted by beer and shiny objects.

In which demons try to kidnap Santa Claus in an effort to generate tourism revenue.

In which Cupid helps the girliest man score with the hottest woman and it all goes horribly wrong.

In which a scholar sells his soul for ultimate knowledge and the chance to finally get laid.

In which everyone in the country is desperately trying to sleep with everyone else.

In which the Trickster changes into a woman in order to steal food from a horny teenager.

In which Nicholle becomes queen of the Blazing World, ruling over bears and spider-men.

In which Satan is cast out of hell and the first two humans let it all hang out.

In which Sporkman gets lost on his way to the promised land.

In which Nicholle runs afoul of tiny pilgrims, enlightened giants, lazy artists, and snotty horses.

In which the Lord doesn't love the Pilgrims nearly as much as they think.