HAPPY HOLIDAYS! It's time once again for my favorite Lit Brick tradition (that I've technically forgotten some years), the Yuletide Jamboree! This year, the jamboree lasts only a week, but we're spending it with a jolly fellow: Dostoyevsky! Okay, fine, that's a lie. Dostoyevsky is the opposite of jolly. Dostoyevsky is partly why suicide rates rise during the holidays. His Christmas stories are anti-jolly. They are the Anti-Jolly Equation.