Dr. Heidegger's Experiment

Publication Date: June 21, 2012

Chapter: Random Literature

So, Dr. Whatshisface conveniently has a bottle of Fountain of Youth water mailed to him and - instead of using it on himself - he uses it on his rotting douchebag friends. They're rather pleased with the results until it wears off. Then the old codgers go trekking to Florida to find more. There's a moral lesson in there somewhere, probably, but Hawthorne tends to be so dull that I didn't really notice.

I assume they eventually gave up on their quest to find the fountain in Florida and spent their few remaining years at Epcot, drinking around the world.

Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne • Year: 1837 • Info: Wikipedia

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