Chapter: English Literature During The Middle Ages
"Thomas Mallory" could actually refer to several different people, but most scholars have settled on the batshit crazy criminal Thomas Mallory as the "correct" one. Honestly, this is funnier than anything I could put into a comic. It's kind of like if Jesse James had written "Twilight."
Now, get ready, because the moment I've been waiting almost a hundred strips for is approaching: I get to kill Guinevere.